Join our fast-growing team of highly experienced entry-level all-stars! Do you have 5 years of prompt engineering, a PhD in Data Science, and 2 years of hands-on field experience in neurosurgery or molecular biology? If so, you may be an excellent candidate for our Junior Intern position.

Responsibilities (including, but not limited to)

• Mapping natural, theoretical, and Artificial Neural Networks
• Lead teams of other data scientists in cutting edge research
• Ghost-write peer-reviewable theses on LLMs for our Senior Managers to submit
• Be able to lift 20 lbs without injury

Compensation

• Highly desirable resumé exposure
• Federal Minimum Wage (CA residents need not apply)
• Eleven annual remote work days (sometimes referred to as Federal Holidays)
• Free medical advice via WebMd
• Unlimited PTO (with written pre-approval from manager, department head, unit supervisor, executive suite, and all teammates)

Preferential treatment given for:

• Top secret military clearance
• Fluency in conversational Latin
• Left-foot dominance
• Type O⁺ blood