Founding Co-Founder (Equity-only, Pre-Funding)

Hoaxcelerator, VC | New Jersey-based | Remote (NYC Metro preferred)

This role is for founders who are a furnace of ambition and wear many hats as relentless builders, fund-raisers, champions of the vision, and fluent in conversational legalese.

About Hoaxcelerator

Hoaxcelerator incubates startups from our pre-vetted portfolio of ideas, nurturing them with the amazing tools in our "Guaranteed Go To Market System"*. It's not just a business in a box, it's practically a turn-key unicorn. All we need is you. Our benefits include:

• Genuine AI-generated Go To Market plan
• In-house development team(fees apply)
• E-learning and Members-only YouTube® instruction from our business leaders
• Public-tier AI credits from ChatGPT
• Free Microsoft Cloud credits (as offered by Microsoft)
• Hosted proof of concept prototype (fees apply)
• Groupon discounts for team-building exercises

Our mission is to accelerate your work toward our goals. Build with confidence. You'll focus on growing the business while our team manages all of your pesky mission-critical credentials like web hosting login, Microsoft and AWS cloud credentials, and bank accounts. We'll add you as a joint user after vesting.

Important: Read Before Applying

This is not a symbolic title. This is a true founding role at pre-funding srage. There is no salary. You will not actually work for Hoaxcelerator, but a newly formed and legally distinct entity fully owned by Hoaxcelerator until or unless your 5-year vesting period expires.

This role is NOT a fit if you are seeking a paid job immediately, exploring casually, or unable to commit less than 15 hours per day.

Any future paid leadership role (if/when funding arrives) must be formally approved by Super Majority of the voting members of the Board of Directors through formal governance processes including reasonable-compensation standards. To avoid conflicts of interest you must recuse yourself from such votes for the integrity of the process.

Who We’re Recruiting

This opportunity is not for "Jack of All Trades, Master of None". Only multi-disciplinary masters need apply. This is not an unpaid internship or symbolic title. This is REAL ownership (revokable until vested). You want total ownership of the business (responsibilty, not the legal property sense of the word).

Requirements

Governance, Compliance & Institutional Design

As attorney pro se for the new venture, you'll build the governance architecture that investors trust. Although conversational legalese is a must, we offer templated business documents for a reasonable reduction in your equity.

Development, Grants & Strategic Partnerships

You'll build the funding engine according to our Trapezoidal Tiered Money Model®. You'll learn how to clearly articulate to your friends and family the difference between our Trapezoidal Tiered Money Model® and common MLM or pyramid schemes.

Finance

You'll build budgets, internal controls, basic accounting processes, financial reporting, and a sustainable 12–18 month operating model based on our Guaranteed Go To Market System*. Excel and QuickBooks licenses not included.

Technology Stack

You'll build an actual product from our vibe-coded minimalist concept art and ASD (Approximated Specification Document). For a reduction in equity, we can outsource development to our pre-vetted off-shore development team.

Preference given to candidates with

• Trusting nature
• Ability to operate on minimal sleep
• Network of supportive family and friends in our Ideal Customer Profile
• Self-funded

What You Get

• Real sense of ownership 
• True autonomy under majority shareholder guidance
• Public recognition as a Founding Co-Founder
• Marketing leverage of a big name Accelerator (if successful)

Apply via (WhatsApp, Signal, DM > Resume)

*Guaranteed Go To Market System does not warrant any outcome other than going to market with whatever you have ready, pre-alpha or otherwise.