Hi Everyone,

Welcome to 2026! Let's take a moment to thank our employer for the exciting breakroom holiday pizza party.

It was so kind of HR to schedule the mandatory Christmas Eve after-hours gathering for our work family. That's real commitment to our core value of team building! It really brought us together for a break from all the hustle and bustle this season heaps on our home lives. Special thanks to regional assistant Jeremy for pinch-hitting as host when "big boss" got called away at the last minute.

AI can't twist a roll of crepe paper, much less two together for the corporate logo dual color combo. (I see see what you did there, Sharon!)

Sorry to cross-post here in addition to my #AllStaff email. I just received so many bounced messages after corporate's New Year's Eve layoff email, I wanted to be sure everyone had a place to focus on the positives even if they're moving on to new opportunities.