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Shhhh! Don't say the quiet part out loud!

The Chief Global Strategist at JPMorgan Asset Management went a bit off script. Instead of touting the OBVIOUS productivity gains we'll all reap once AI is aggressively implemented everywhere, David Kelly completely misspoke in a CNBC interview. Obviously he didn't mean to say that one of AI's biggest benefits is simply suppressing wages by sowing fear among the workforce. 

Tut, tut, good sir. The next thing we'll hear is that RAM is overpriced high due to artificial scarcity, not 100% legitimate marketplace demand. Pffft! No one will seriously consider that it takes 5-9 years to build these totally real data centers once communities approve them. Of course we'll be stocking them with 5-9 year old chips manufactured this quarter. Humans will be obsolete, not 9-year old chips.