Pi day is mathematically and politically incorrect
Today is NOT a holiday. Pi day is not even a joke. Do not offer me a piece of pie.
You can circle back to me on June 28th, Tau Day. That is a pun, not a joke. The true circle constant is Tau (τ) = 6.283185...
In case you don't know the difference, I direct you to the Tau Manifesto.
This year, Tau day falls on a Sunday, so please mark your calendars for Out of Office on June 29 for Tau Day observed.
Now you know.
Please do not pollute the forum with biased geometric bigotry. π is the original value upon which Tau depends. I'm sure you grossly over-estimate how much your coworkers will miss you on 06/29.
Gentlemen! I celebrate your passion for mathematics. It's all Greek to me, though. Can't we take a breath and just be happy for the spirit of discovery?